usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle)

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If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

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sexcit1ng:

cuntgradulation:

mechanikalspielzeug:

theteaboyandthetimeagent:

googlevideos:

thespianqueer:

residentfeline:

deedeelay:

Baby shark

it looks like one of those shark squeak toys it’s adorable

PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER

it’s ok friend i’m sure that’s what they did
sharks and most fish can survive a little while out of the water without doin any damage, enough to take a picture like this one anyway
this isn’t a fishing boat it’s just a pier with some recreational fishers so they probably have no interest in keeping it, they just wanted a picture of this lil cutie so there’s no need to fret buddy

This is like the kindest response ever.

The face it’s making though
“UNHAND MEEEEEEEEE”


LMFAO^

sexcit1ng:

cuntgradulation:

mechanikalspielzeug:

theteaboyandthetimeagent:

googlevideos:

thespianqueer:

residentfeline:

deedeelay:

Baby shark

it looks like one of those shark squeak toys it’s adorable

PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER

it’s ok friend i’m sure that’s what they did

sharks and most fish can survive a little while out of the water without doin any damage, enough to take a picture like this one anyway

this isn’t a fishing boat it’s just a pier with some recreational fishers so they probably have no interest in keeping it, they just wanted a picture of this lil cutie so there’s no need to fret buddy

This is like the kindest response ever.

The face it’s making though

“UNHAND MEEEEEEEEE”

LMFAO^

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I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

(Source: adorability)

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youngwildandfreebiatchs:

MY DAD CAME IN TO THE LIVING UNABLE TO BREATH HE WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH AND NOW ITS ON MY DASHBOARD OMG

youngwildandfreebiatchs:

MY DAD CAME IN TO THE LIVING UNABLE TO BREATH HE WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH AND NOW ITS ON MY DASHBOARD OMG

(Source: whiterose4)

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justmakemescream:

awesomephilia:

My buddy recently broke up with his girlfriend. He sent me this screen shot of his phone this morning. They are all from her. (via)

taylor swift 

justmakemescream:

awesomephilia:

My buddy recently broke up with his girlfriend. He sent me this screen shot of his phone this morning. They are all from her. (via)

taylor swift 

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doingtimeasacapsicle:

teapayne:

I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown 

calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games

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